Point of the Cutlass

by **Bloody Jack** on Fri May 14, 2010 1:30 pm

oh hey, we totally made handprint camouflage! *looks around* but now it's hard to see you. Nice floating head :laugh

And no, feel free to eat the peeps, I can find more paintballs (and probably peeps)

by **Rekpoed** on Fri May 14, 2010 6:36 pm

Invisibility cloaks have nothing on the genius of a paintballer in camo!!!!!!

***Trips over box of paintballs covered by invisibility cloak***

***Eats humble pie paintball***

by **Bloody Jack** on Sun May 16, 2010 3:00 pm

Who put that invisibility cloak there? Oh wait!! ***grabs it up*** Rek, we totally have in our hands one of the three Deathly Hallows. ***gazes at it in shock and awe, then picks up marker and many pods full of anti-death eater paintballs***

by **Rekpoed** on Tue May 18, 2010 2:35 pm

Using the Accio spell to retrieve paintballs was a stupid move!!!!!!!

by **Bloody Jack** on Tue May 18, 2010 3:44 pm

I don't know, I thought it was good. Maybe "Accio pod" next time. Or "Accio box of paint". And hopefully the balls won't break inside said objects.

by **Rekpoed** on Tue May 18, 2010 11:45 pm

***Hits Hermoine with a Paintball, A History book...just because...***

by **Bloody Jack** on Thu May 20, 2010 2:18 am

Ah, dear Hermione. Think we can get Fred and George to join us in this beautiful game?

by **Rekpoed** on Sun May 23, 2010 7:34 pm

***Gags at thought of Weasley Pus filled Paintball*** Probably named something like Pusty Painty...

by **Bloody Jack** on Tue May 25, 2010 2:07 pm

Ew... I never woulda thought of that. And it's true, I've never been to Singapore.

***fires some Weasley's Wizard Wheezes whizbang paintballs in the air for the pretty show***

by **RedBlade** on Fri May 28, 2010 4:06 am

<RedBlade fires some Howler paintballs> Messages for ye, marm!

by **Bloody Jack** on Fri May 28, 2010 1:38 pm

Eek!! ***ducks and fires Muffliato paintballs to not blast my ears out*** And welcome back, RedBlade!!

by **RedBlade** on Sat May 29, 2010 12:32 am

Thanks, Bloody Jack......and now,for something completely different...EULAAALLIIAA!!!<RedBlade fires Salamandastron paintballs into the thread>

by **Bloody Jack** on Sat May 29, 2010 1:56 pm

***absolballylutely floored*** GIVE 'EM BLOOD AND VINEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!! ***fires Bloodwrath paintballs while screaming warcries and running with the Long Patrol***

by **RedBlade** on Sun May 30, 2010 2:42 pm

REDWAAALLL!!!<RedBlade fires Martin the Warrior Paintballs> :laugh

by **Bloody Jack** on Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:47 pm

Logalogalogalooooooooooog!! ***fires Guosim paintballs***

by **Rekpoed** on Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:27 am

I seem to have been hit by "Without a Clue" paintballs.... :doh

***wonders off aimlessly*** :laugh

by **Bloody Jack** on Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:35 pm

Redwall, Rek, me ol' mate. Good book series. What would make it something you know? Hmmm... ***fires question mark paintballs***

by **Rekpoed** on Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:59 am

Punctuation...I can do punctuation!!!! :))

***Unloads tons of exclamation marks***

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yahoo

by **Bloody Jack** on Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:59 pm

***rubs ears*** why hello there, Rek. I believe I can hear you now. LOL What's the party? Or shall we just declare a very merry unbirthday to all of us? ***fires tea party and unbirthday paintballs***

by **Rekpoed** on Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:48 am

***fires 'just a half cup' paintballs***

by **Bloody Jack** on Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:41 pm

***fires biscuit and crumpet paintballs around***

by **Rekpoed** on Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:02 am

move down, move down, move down!!!!

***Dodges 'I'm not cleaning up this mess' paintball***

by **Bloody Jack** on Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:33 pm

Rodger that, Rek. ***moves down, then fires firework paintballs at the sky for our unbirthdays***

by **Rekpoed** on Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:03 am

Can you tell...was I hit with a Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum paintball?

by **Bloody Jack** on Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:23 pm

I still don't know the difference... sorry. But I suppose we could try to scare them off with Cheshire paintballs? ***fires more Mad Hatter paintballs because, hey, let's face it, you can't top Johnny Depp as the Hatter***

by **Rekpoed** on Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:03 am

I noticed the Hatter ran a bit like a certain Captain.... :))

***Accidentally opens a large box of Who Are You paintballs***

by **Bloody Jack** on Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:30 pm

are you getting Alan Rickman blowing smoke in your face? Wait, I just crossed the most recent one with the Disney version... wow. Want me to throw a few more in there for the mix? ***fires tons of Alice in Wonderland-themed paintballs from every rendition***

by **Rekpoed** on Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:46 am

Should I take a bite of the Eat Me paintballs or chug the Drink Me paintballs?

by **Bloody Jack** on Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:34 pm

I wonder what happens if you do both at the same time. I know what happens with the mushroom, but what of the Eat Me's and Drink Me's? Hmmm... ***fires both into my mouth at the same time***

by **Rekpoed** on Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:15 am

The movie Splice comes to mind...

by **krakenslayer** on Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:56 am

oh my

... ;; disturbing mental image..

*splats Rek in the back*

by **Bloody Jack** on Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:27 pm

Oh dear.... I don't want to turn into something that looks like that.

KS!!! ***gives great big flying tackle hug full of paint*** good to see you back and balling with us.

by **krakenslayer** on Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:34 am

why hello to you too, BJ...

*splats you, too*

by **Bloody Jack** on Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:00 pm

Thanks, ol' mucker, ol' matey, ol' pal! Gotten caught up on all the various types of ammo we've been using yet?

by **krakenslayer** on Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:41 am

err, kinda sorta, but I also like to make it up as I go along.

*splats you with guano-paint*

by **Bloody Jack** on Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:53 pm

okay, that's vaguely nasty... *starts shooting clorox paintballs everywhere to wipe the slate clean and disinfect my own shirt*

by **krakenslayer** on Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:52 am

*mixes Lysol paint and C4 paint, throws grenade style*
fire in the hole!!!

by **Bloody Jack** on Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:13 pm

***hair stands straight up from explosion, but all guano is gone*** I guess that worked.

by **Rekpoed** on Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:19 am

Somehow I keep getting hit with Fall off the Face of the Earth paintballs.

What smells like Clorox?

Shoots Pine Sol paintballs for a fresher, clean smell.

by **krakenslayer** on Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:16 am

*shoots some fabric-softener paintballs into the air*
.....they can't hurt, right?

by **Bloody Jack** on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:21 pm

Now that our clothes are clean ***fires welcome back paintballs at Rek and KS***

by **krakenslayer** on Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:57 pm

*bump* bringin' this thread up again!

***fires paintballs into the air***

by **Bloody Jack** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:18 pm

not my fault the thread keeps disappearing. I'm always the last to post. ***fires musical paintballs that sing "I'm Mr. Lonely"***